CAT SHIT ONE(越戰狂想曲or貓屎一號)

    Cat Shit One (簡稱CSO,有翻譯成越戰狂想曲和貓屎一號)是日本軍事漫畫家-小林源文的筆下作品之一.整體故事是以越戰為背景，而且人物根據民族和國家以不同的動物作為代表.主要描述冷戰時期,西方資本主義與蔓延中的共產主義之間的鬥爭，並以代表美國的兔子為主角，描述美軍在戰爭中所遭遇的狀況。故事內容除了確實地按照歷史走向之外，也寫實的描繪了武器以及角色個性，是部隊中頗為流傳的漫畫。

     Cat Shit One是小隊代號,為何要用貓呢?因為在越戰故事中，作者用貓來表示越南...

各民族動物介紹：

• 美國人：兔子，有黑有白。
• 越南人：貓，包括美國虎斑短毛貓、暹羅貓、其它米克斯貓等
• 法國人：豬
• 中國人：熊貓
• 日本人：猩猩或猴子
• 韓國人：狗
• 英國人：鼠
• 澳洲人：袋鼠
• 蘇聯人：熊
• 德國人：狐狸
• 中東人；山羊和駱駝

    以詼諧的手法來嘲諷這戰爭,各大國在這戰場的矛盾,透過可愛的動物以輕鬆的方式來描寫這場慘酷的戰爭正是最大的特色,雖然聽不懂日文,但劇情簡單明瞭易懂,時間約22分鐘.

    在這次的動畫版「Cat Shit One-THE ANIMATED SERIES」，故事的背景移到21世紀，故事的發生地點也由越南變成了如今戰亂不斷的中東，而主角們的身份則由美國陸軍的偵查分隊變成了行動更為自由的PMC(Private Military Company)。

Packy: This is CAT SHIT ONE, CP, please answer. Over. CP: Copy, This is CP, over. Packy: 3 CANARIES affirmed, 10 plus armed terrorists spotted, over. CP: Well done, CAT SHIT ONE. Be advised, reinforcements is on the way, keep watching from outside, over. Packy: COPY. Bota: This is a shit hole, Packy. Packy: So… Bota: Hell, Packy, you see that? They are being tortured! Packy: CP, CANARIES are in danger, terrorists seems unstable, over. Bota: Oh shit! Packy: CP, one CANARY is killed, request immediately reinforcement, over. CP: Reinforcements is on the way, ETA 50 minutes, over. Packy: Situation is being worse, what about chopper? Over. CP: Well, we will send a chopper ASAP. ETA 30 minutes, over. Packy: Roger that. I think CANARIES cannot wait that long. I’m going in, over. CP: What the he…… Bota: Wait, Packy. There’re 15 enemies with AK out there! That’s only we have seen! But now it’s only you and me! Packy: So be it! Bota: Hell we are out of reinforcements! Packy: There are two professionals, that’s it. Bota: Shit… Packy: I’ll guide you on radio. Cover me from here, I’ll flank them. Don’t kill them all, left me one or two. Bota: Shit. COPY. Packy: Okay, let’s get the things done. Packy: Bota, wait on my go. Packy: I’m CMS, on your rescue. Calm down, keep quiet. Bota: Hell…… Hostage: I thought we’ve been deserted… Packy: Sorry for the delay. Now it’s alright,let’s go. Hostage: Thanks! Bota: It must be one more… RPG!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! Packy: Bota, please answer! What’s your status? Bota: It’s going loud! I’m under attack!!! Packy: I’ll attract them, shift your position, keep sniping. Packy: Bota, give me covering fire. Bota! Shit! Bota: I’ve been doomed… Packy: No time for this! Where the hell were you!? Bota: You say except being chased by RPG and hell lot of terrorists? Packy: Well well well whatever…… Bota: You don’t know how heavy this gun is… Packy: What the hell are these things on your guns? Get rid of it! Bota: It’s my style! Packy: You must be crazy to carry that bundle of things to get around… Bota: None of your business! Packy: Don’t worry, rescue team will arrive at any time. Packy: CP, this is CAT SHIT ONE, hostages rescued, request air support ASAP, over. CP: Roger, CP. Be advised, Multi vehicles are heading on your site, probably enemy reinforcements, over. Packy: Oh hell… Bota: Shit! CP: Be advised, chopper will land on site 1 kilometers south from your current location, move to there now, over. Packy: We have wounded personnel, will the chopper move to our current location? Over. CP: Negative. Enemy reinforcements will first arrive. Over. Packy: Fuck… CP: CAT SHIT ONE, be advised, chopper codename ANGULAR ONE, signal flare color yellow, good luck, over. Packy: Roger. Bota: How the hell can we move 1 kilometers south with these two wounded men? Packy: No shit. But we will do it. Let’s go. Bota, carry the litter. Bota: Okay. Packy: Bowen, you the same. Bowen: Alright. Bota: One two, go. Packy, ready to go. Packy: You carry them to the chopper, I stay here to delay them. Bota: Bitch, how the hell can you do it? Packy: These things must be done. Bota: Hell… Packy: No time for the delay, go! That’s an order! Remember your duty! Bota: Yessir! Packy: Sons of bitch… Bota: Looks like the party started, hurry! Bowen: OK! Packy: Now this party is going loud… Bota: Behind the rock! Hurry! Slow down… The chopper will arrive in a minute. Bowen: Thanks Packy: HOLY SHIT! Packy: Motherfuckers… Bota: Packy! Packy: Bota, too slow for you! Bota: I think fast enough! Packy, go! Packy: Botasky! Bota: You see? Ain’t no rest for the wicked! Packy: Whatever… Packy: Where are the CANARIES? Bota: They have arrived. Now it’s for us to go, time is up! Packy: Okay, go go go! Bota: That’s one! Two! Clear! Packy: Move! Packy: Bota look out! Packy: Damn! Chopper: This is ANGULAR ONE, CAT SHIT ONE, be advised, please report your position, over. Packy: This is CAT SHIT ONE, we are at outside site of southwest, rest are all enemies, hunt them all down, over. Chopper: Roger, affirmative. Packy: You see, this is angel of death… Packy: Right now!! Chopper: This is ANGULAR ONE, enemies retreated, over. Packy: This is CAT SHIT ONE, thanks for the air support, over. It’s time home. Bota: Well. Packy: Botasky, what delay you for my rescue? Too slow! Bota: I assume a rabbit like Packy do not need my rescue. Packy: Well, as my partner, I don’t think it’s a clever answer. Bota: Shit, I risked my life, now it seems a waste. Packy: Listen, Bota. As a punishment for your delay, I will buy you a drink in Joe’s Bar tonight. That’s an order. Understand? Bota: Wilco!

≡ STAFF ≡
原　　作：小林源文
監　　督：笹原合也
動畫製作：アニマ

≡ CAST ≡
Botasky：日野聰
Packy：土田大

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